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Yo waz up this is ryan and phil we are here to give all u basteads the wwf raw is war and sunday night heat. raw is war was on saturay in stead of monday because monday the god damm dog show was on who in the hell is going to watch that well here are the raw results. WWF Raw is War Results(live from Canada)Live from Canada-Febuary 8th, 1998Report by Double S/Compiled by JP� Austin came out, said he's going to kick ass, then Mankind came out, andsaid he's going to kick ass, the Corp came out, and the Rock Said, he'll kickboth those guys ass, Vince announced that no one in the corp will help in thecage match or they are all fired. He announced he would be the special ref inthe Foley Austin match. � D-Lo vs. Jarrett. D-Lo introduced a women to Mark Henry named Ivory. Said he can have heranytime any place. Jarrett had the figure 4 on D-Lo, Ivory interfered,allowing D-Lo to score the win via Sky-High. After, Debra and Ivory got into ashoving match. � Val Venis w/Ryan ShamrockDiscussed that he and Ryan are a couple, then Shamrock appeared, and destroyedVenis, and then went on to beat up about 3 refs. � Goldust vs. Gillberg Usual Gillberg entrance, Goldust basically just destroyed him, until theBluedust came on the Titan Tron and distracted Goldust, Gillberg rolled up forhis first victory. Goldust then gave him a shattered dream after. The lightsthen went out, Bluedust then appeared and gave Goldust a BlueBath, like theBrood, except Blue not red. � Earl Hebner interviewSaid none of the officials will ref shamrocks match on Sunday, and if no refvolunteers, he must forfit the title. � DX InterviewHHH taunts Chyna saying stuff like she can't take a walk if she doesn't haveany balls. X-Pac then said he would beat up Kane. NAO then did their usualsppech. Road Dogg basically said he would kick Al Snow's ass. Billy Gunn thenrevelaed he will be the ref for the Shamrock-Venis match this Sunday.� Austin vs. Foley Match never started, Vince went over the rules, said everything was legal.Austin then said he won't be getting his ass kicked nor will Mankind. Vincewill be, but It won't be Austin or Foley beating him up, it was socko, thenthe rest of the Corp came in, but Austin and Foley cleared house. � Corp interviewVince said Austin would be running the Gauntlet vs. the Corp except the Rockuntil the someone is pinned.� Godfather vs. Viscera(Mabel)Godfather wins by DQ, when Mideon runs in. Viscera, and Mideon destroy theGodfather after the match.� Kane/w Chyna vs. X-Pac X-Pac by DQ, Chyna interfered, and slamed X-Pac. She was about to dothe Pedigree on X-Pac, until HHH made the save.Chyna wanted both HHH, and X-Pac, but Kane grabbed her and left the ring. � Al Snow interviewCalled out Road Dogg, so theycan have a hardcore match now, he didn't come out, so Snow said he would fighthimself. He hit himself with pans, chairs, and jumped through a table. ThenBob Holly came to talk to him but Snow kept hitting him. Holly and Snowbrawled for a few minutes then were broken up. � Droz Interivew Asked Kevin Kelly why he calledhim a punk last week, then attacked him. Blackman on his way to the ring brokeit up. � Rock vs. BlackmanNothing special Rock finished him off with a Rock Bottom, and a CorperateElbow. � Austin vs. Corp.Shamrock vs. Austin first, Austin hit the stunner on Shamrock, and was aboutto get the pin but Test interfered. Shamrock was disqualified. Test vs. Austinnext, he hit the stunner on Test, then Kane interefed, and Test was DQ'd. Kanegot stunnerd then Chyna interfered, Kane was DQ'd,quickly Chyna was stunnered, so the Bossmaninterfered, and Chyna was Dq'd. Bossman destroyedAustin with a nightstick Vince through in, after Austin was knocked out, Vincecame in and pinned Austin.Vince then made a mochery of Austin drinking beer.Show ended with the Corp holding Austin back,while Vince talked smack towards him. here are the results to the ppv st valentine's day massacreMatch 1: Goldust .vs. BluedustThe PPV kicks off after a lengthy intro... Bluedust starts on the offence as he wrestles with his robe on... Short match with Goldust winning as Bluedust misses a moonsault... Shattered dreams!WINNER: GoldustMatch 2: Al Snow .vs. Bob Holly (Hardcore Title)Al Snow comes out to a big pop. These two are brawling all voer the arena with objects like cookie pans and fire extinguishers. Now they are outside brawling in the parking lot! They are fighting by the riverbank of the Mississippi! Holly smokes Snow with a huge tree trunk! Excellent brawl! They are now fighting in the Mississippi! Lawler: "There must be some shrinkage happening here, that water is freezing!". Bob Holly wraps Snow up in a chain link fence and pins Snow!!!WINNER: Bob Holly (New Hardcore Champion)Match 3: Bossman .vs. MedianTwo BIG men here, both over 300 pounds. If you get time, please try and visit one of the banners around this site, as it helps fund these Play by Plays. Thanks. Anyway, not much action so far. 'Bossman sucks' chant. Choke hold by the BBM. Sorry, but there has been alot of rest holds, here folks. Huge BORING chant. Ouch. Bossman hits the Sidewalk Slam for the win. Here comes the MINISTRY. UT's music plays. The Ministry attacks BBM, and Viscara splashes him a times. They are taking the Bossman out of the ring.WINNER: BossmanMatch 4: D-Lo/Sexual Chocolate (with Ivory) .vs. Hart/Jarrett (with Debra) (Tag Titles)Sexual Chocolate, with Ivory, come down to the ring. Ivory says that if Debra interferes, she will take off all of Debra's clothes. Nice! Owen Hart and D'Lo go at it.. Owen tags in to Jarrett. Nugget chant. Hart hits a spinning heel kick on D'Lo. Who better recognize now?! After some action, D'Lo finally tags in Henry. New Champs!?!!? No! Owen Hart barely makes the save. The LOWDOWN? Debra destracts him, and Ivory now is yelling at Debra. Jarrett gets the figure four on Henry after a guitar to the face. WINNER: Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart (still tag champions)Footage of HEAT where Mankind is attacked by the Rock.Match 5: Val Venis .vs. Ken Shamrock (Special ref: Billy Gunn)Footage of the feud between the two. Billy Gunn comes to the ring to a huge pop. Venis, with Ryan Shamrock, tells the crowd that he has a "heart on" for the ladies. Shamrock kicks Venis, and controls the early part of the match. Gunn looks disinterested, but he hasn't showed any bias yet. Venis with a nice suplex. Venis is in control. Gunn is counting slow for both guys. Shamrock has a long ping, but Billy stops at 2. Venis takes him from behiend in a sleeper. Venis gets the ankle lock, but RYAN SHAMROCK hits Ken. Billy Gunn nails Shamrock! Venis rolls him up with a quick three count!WINNER: Val Venis (NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMP!)Footage of Chyna/HHH history.Match 6: X-Pac/HHH .vs. Kane/ChynaHHH and X-Pac work the crowd up with their usual intro. Here comes Kane. Chyna comes out to "new chance in hell" music. Kane and HHH start it out. Kane with control. HHH counters. HHH with the tag. Kane tags in Chyna. She hits X-Pac a few times, but X-Pac swings her into the turnbuckle. He goes for the bronco buster, but she moves. Its HHH and Kane again now. Kane tags Chyna, and HHH and her go at it. HHH has her up for the suplex, but she reverses. HHH tags X-Pac in. It's now Kane/X-Pac. Shane McMahon is on something at ringside her, shouting "yeah baby" over and over. Chyna now hits a running powerslam on X-Pac. X-Pac must be annoyed as me with Shane, as he nails him right at the commentators booth! Chyna has X-Pac in a sleeper, but X-Pac reverses with a back body drop. X-Pac finally tags in! HHH punches Chyna!! HHH and Kane are outside the ring, and X-Pac nails the bronco buster on Chyna! Shane interferes, and then leaves the ring. Pedigree on CHYNA!! NO! Chokeslam by Kane! Chyna has HHH... 1, 2...3! Whatta match! WINNERS: KANE/CHYNAMatch 7: Rock .vs. Mankind (Last Man Standing)The stipulation says, if you can't compete any longer, you loose. There is a LONG preview with the history of these two.. Hmm... I am NOT complaining, but I just realized something interesting.... More on that in a second... The ROCK comes out to a MONSTER pop. Do You Smell!?!? Anyways, for the last 5 out of 6 PPV's, The Rock and Mankind have fought each other! Jim Ross is backstage. Mankind comes out to a big pop. The fans a "jacked" for this one, or so says Michael Cole. Mankind keeps turning his back on the Rock like he has handcuffs on... The Rock with the early advantage. Mankind is limping on one knee. They are fighting around the bleechers. More brawling on the outside of the ring. Mankind into the ring. The Rock looks hurt. Mankind goes for the People's Elbow, but he misses! Later on... Mankind takes the Rock, lies him on the ENGLISH announcing team, and does a diving elbow across the head! The Rock makes it up to his feet. Foley throws the stairs into the ring! He goes to use the stairs on The Rock, but he kicks them, so it hits Foley in the face. Rock starts NAILING Foleys's knee with the chair, 4 times! My GOD!! The Rock just flipped Mankind THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE RING BELL! OUCH!! The ROCK JUST NAILED MANKIND WITH THE STAIRS!! Corporate ELOW! WHEW, this is a wild one! The Rock takes the mic, and talks about being the Great One. THE ROCK IS SINGING THE 'SMACKDOWN HOTEL' instead of 'Heartbreak Hotel'! Hilarious stuff! Mankind gets the claw on, but Hebner is out cold. They go for the ten count (which tells if the opponent cannot compete any longer) Mankind gets a DDT on a CHAIR!! MY GOD! SOCKO IS OUT!!! MANDIBLE CLAW, but ROCK counters with the ROCK BOTTOM!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... Mankind gets up. They BOTH smack each other with chairs. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... Both men cannot get up, so it's... A DRAW!!? Wanna thank me for all that PBP? =) Visit a sponsor (one of the banners at the top) QUICKLY and come back before the main event. Thanks so much. Both of them are getting medical attention. Great match.WINNER: A DrawMatch 8: Steve Austin .vs. Vince McMahon (Steel Cage Match)Here we go, the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. A long, but cool segment featuring the history of the Austin/McMahon feud is shown. McMahon gaurentees that no current corporate member will interfere, and Austin gaurentees that McMahon will bleed. Austin comes out to the cage first to a HUGE pop. McMahon refuses to enter the cage. Austin gets out of the cage and chases McMahon into the cage. McMahon wont let Austin in now, as he is kicking Austin everytime he tries to get it. Austin tries to climb the cage, but falls onto his knee! He pretends to have an injured knee, but he jumps up and attacks Austin! Austin is beating up McMahon around the ring. Austin is chasing McMahon through the crowd, up the stairs! Now back at ringside, Austin continues to beat on VinMan. OH MY GOD! VINCE JUST GOT PUSHED OFF THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE THROUGH A TABLE!!! McMahon is streached out, and Austin takes the mic, inside the ring and says he hasn't made McMahon bleed yet, so he takes McMahon off the streacher and takes him into the ring to a HUGE POP. Austin is beating Vince now inside the ring. Austin has the match won, but Vince gives him the finger, so he comes back into the cage for some more! McMahon low blows Austin!! McMahon tries to go over the top! But Austin catches him, and pushes him back into the ring. Wow! Vince is over 50 years old and he is getting PUNISHED! McMahon is bleeding from the forehead! McMahon gets hit with the STUNNER, and all of a sudden THE GIANT, PAUL WIGHT COMES FROM UNDER THE RING AND THROWS AUSTIN THROUGHT THE CAGE! AUSTIN WINS!! AUSTIN IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!! Paul Wight helps a bloody McMahon up. What a main event! WINNER: STEVE AUSTIN!While I compile the match ratings, please take a moment to visit a sponsor to say thanks, if you already have not done so. Thanks, and check back here in a few minutes.
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